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 :: 1902-1971, American Humorous Poet

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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
~ Ogden Nash - [Remorse]

 

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
~ Ogden Nash - [Parents and Parenting]

 

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
~ Ogden Nash - [Wages]

 

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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
~ Ogden Nash - [Professions and Professionals]

 

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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
~ Ogden Nash - [Progress]

 

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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
~ Ogden Nash - [Repentance]

 

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The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.
~ Ogden Nash - [Animals]

 

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The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
~ Ogden Nash - [Thrift]

 

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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
~ Ogden Nash - [Happiness]

 

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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
~ Ogden Nash - [Sin]

 

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There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.
~ Ogden Nash - [Marriage]

 

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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
~ Ogden Nash - [Conscience]

 

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They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
~ Ogden Nash - [Charity]

 

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
~ Ogden Nash - [Marriage]

 

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Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
~ Ogden Nash - [Politicians and Politics]

 

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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
~ Ogden Nash - [Weekends]

 

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